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Hugo Biermann
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run down the snake
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www.aggressiveaudio.co.za
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Strange Daze
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(falls over laughing......).....
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biotec
Old Croc Joined: 07 June 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 2932 |
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here's a story that my girlfriend and I wrote for a friend:
"A funktion 1 infrasound bandpass sub went upstairs and began removing her horn extension and castor board. It heard the xta loud speaker management system calling the crown amp rack to bring him a new speakon connector. Always the gracious host and since the crown amp rack wasn't there, the bandpass sub took a connector from the moist toolbox.
She opened the door to the merc 709, intending to place the connector near the bulging wheel arches, so he could grab it when he came out. Instead she found the xta loud speaker management system, stark naked and wet, his flashing LED's and big soft black kettle flex powering up, a sight to behold. The bandpass sub could only imagine what his kettle flex looked like uncoiled, and the thought stirred her. Seeing her there, the bandpass sub didn't have long to wait. His flex unravelled and the LED's sprang to life.
As she stared at the obvious assets, she was embarrassed. The xta didn't notice; he was too busy gazing at her supple horn mouth. She was horrified when she realized, in her haste to get him the connector, her castor board had some catches opened. Her firm bracing and glistening polyeurethane paint were fully exposed to this slender, sound splitting processing equipment...." Trust a girl to start humanising sound equipment. |
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Mark James
Old Croc Joined: 15 January 2006 Location: rig side Status: Offline Points: 5309 |
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fantastic.
did they all live happily ever after??? |
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me so horny me love you long throw
horn loaded for her pleasure |
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da_audio_don
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WELL DONE!
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meryoyo
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good story
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