Paper Shredders
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Topic: Paper Shredders
Posted By: levyte357
Subject: Paper Shredders
Date Posted: 10 February 2009 at 1:13pm
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Looking for one of these, I hear "cross cut" or "diamond cut" is the guy. Is there some 3.5 litre V8 shredder I should be looking for ?  ------------- "Who am I? I'm the guy who does his job.. You must be the other guy". |
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Posted By: jonminns
Date Posted: 10 February 2009 at 1:51pm
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Lol, cross/diamond cut is the one to go for as they cut in 2 directions and give you little squares of paper, as opposed to strips from a strip cut shredder Jon |
Posted By: mk2_ginger_biscuit69
Date Posted: 10 February 2009 at 3:56pm
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could email topgear and ask them to make a v8 paper shredder? they already have that large engine. ------------- ''Remember that the object of a subwoofer is to enhance the output of your main speakers, not overpower it'' ''Dubstep - an elongated electronic fart'' |
Posted By: gwarntek
Date Posted: 10 February 2009 at 4:37pm
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Yeah cross cut just means its harder to piece the bits back together. not necessarily needed if youre not shredding anything confidential... Peace
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Posted By: biotec
Date Posted: 24 February 2009 at 1:41pm
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If you pay for my time and materials I'll install a paper shredder in your home powered by a V8. 3.5l rover V8 engines are fairly cheap but if you want to do it properly I can track down a nice ford big cam lump, webber carbs, custom manifolds, etc. For reliability how about a big Scania diesel V8? I could also put a hydraulic PTO pump on the gearbox for you and you could run a generator off it in case of powercuts!
Think how bling it'll look; you'll be the envy of all your friends and the enemy of all your neighbours.
------------- me so horny, me love you long throw. |
Posted By: levyte357
Date Posted: 24 February 2009 at 1:55pm
Too late, already purchased shredder, and observe the model number 
 £24.99 inc 5 year manufacturer warranty.  ------------- "Who am I? I'm the guy who does his job.. You must be the other guy". |
biotec wrote:Posted By: biotec
Date Posted: 25 February 2009 at 12:13pm
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But does it make you feel like a king when you fire it up? ------------- me so horny, me love you long throw. |