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Topic: porn horns, new model request..
Posted By: nineleaves
Subject: porn horns, new model request..
Date Posted: 30 May 2009 at 5:12pm
with all due respect, this occurred to me again today:

isn't she just a liiiittle bit -scary- to be the porn, for the horn ?

surely, there must be a long line of lovelys out there just queuing up to drape themselves over consumable goods ? :)

Posted By: H...
Date Posted: 30 May 2009 at 8:27pm
can't say i like the shoes

Don't worry F$cked up bigger gigs than this one...........

Posted By: jethrocker
Date Posted: 31 May 2009 at 12:17am
yeah..she's a bit readers wives isn't she... 

Posted By: nineleaves
Date Posted: 31 May 2009 at 12:32am
i keep on thinking eastern european transvested-transgender-thingymajiggy for some reason {shrug} ..better not  dig a hole too deep; shes probably some burly persons wife afterall ;) ..but then again bottle blonde random things of most flavours where never my Ting.

Posted By: jethrocker
Date Posted: 31 May 2009 at 2:18am
yes, well, err..lets hope she's not literally a readers wife.  Mind you, I'm safe, miles away :)

TBH I'd never noticed it before.. I tend to find my eyes drawn down between her the real porn.. ;)

Posted By: jethrocker
Date Posted: 31 May 2009 at 2:46am
While on the subject... if you're  a customer of parts-express you may be fortunate enough to talk to Beverly.  Scared me off.

Posted By: nineleaves
Date Posted: 31 May 2009 at 3:08am
no, though i have found american retail companys to be the most shockingly unhelpful and wreckeless towards their (international) customers.
whilst some uk companys leave me wondering how their sales staff manage to keep them in business at all.. the us seems to take the biscuit.
 ..when i tried to buy a canon camera from over there (before uk prices dropped); rang everyone and got nowhere; with them all demanding i shill out my 'next' creditcard (what, you americans have more than -one- as standard ! ;) ) ..and fill that with crap i didnt ask for too.
..and also on meerly asking to get a requote from an electronics surplus supplier; as i wanted to buy MORE " sir, we wont (ahem (waste our time)) do that" ..i was stunned.

i have however found some of the industrial suppliers to be exceptionally helpful & professional.
dealing with crystalfontz amoungst others was exceptional, even by the uk's lax standards.

it does escape me however, how i dont hear about more sales staff being fired {upon}.

Posted By: boycey
Date Posted: 31 May 2009 at 1:42pm
Originally posted by jethrocker jethrocker wrote:

yeah..she's a bit readers wives isn't she... 

exactly what i thought- IMO the porn horn thing is a pretty badly thought out bit of marketing. they look pretty damn sexy as is and apparently the sound does the real talking so why photoshop (poorly) a second rate clothed porn actress onto the pics?!?Confused

i say this as a red blooded male who has no problem with ogling pics of filthy naked women on the internetz.

the only thing more dangerous than a person who doesn't give a f**k is a person who gives a sh*t.

Posted By: norty303
Date Posted: 31 May 2009 at 5:43pm
She's also a dwarf...
And from the look on her face, and the stance, stolen from 'Bidet Buyers Monthly'

My laser stuff:" rel="nofollow - Frikkin Lasers

Posted By: jethrocker
Date Posted: 01 June 2009 at 12:08am
LOL Norty, Bidet Buyers Monthly, LOL

Posted By: nineleaves
Date Posted: 01 June 2009 at 12:35am
my gran had one of those,
when you're 6 tend to think its a very strange way to wash your face.
when you're 8 wonder why the plumber mounted the urinal in such a place.
when you're 10 summises, what a bloody waste of space !

Posted By: gwarntek
Date Posted: 01 June 2009 at 3:30pm
Originally posted by jethrocker jethrocker wrote:

yeah..she's a bit readers wives isn't she... 
Haha dont say anything too bad
She's Rogs secret wife/partner

Posted By: ಠ_ಠ
Date Posted: 29 July 2009 at 11:54pm
The best customer service i ever get no matter what im buying always winds up being from germans.  I try to get as much as possible from them.

Posted By: Sibulus
Date Posted: 08 January 2010 at 6:16pm
especially good for gas ovens.....
/probably shouldn't have said that


Posted By: Quantum Sounds
Date Posted: 21 January 2010 at 2:55am

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